Merriweather the Timid Monster tames grasshoppers for the local petting zoo. He would do anything to put smiles on children’s faces. Except mince ham. Merriweather is afraid of ham.
Diane the Timid Monster loves to see how many peas she can skewer on a single toothpick. So far her best is twelve. Many of the other Monsters think Diane is strange, but Diane knows they are really jealous of her mad pea skewering abilities.
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