06 May 2011

Percival the Timid Monster

Percival the Timid Monster has a fear of uncommitting. That is why he never gives up or quits or ends anything. He chooses his activities and habits very carefully so he does not have to go through weeks of crushing agony when he stops. Percival's worst episode was when he quit running mattresses through meat grinders.

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