25 May 2012

Charlemagne the Timid Monster

Charlemagne believes he is lord of the hot dogs, which he insists on calling franks. No one really knows how he came to this conclusion, but all are afraid to contradict him. Especially after he ordered the last rabble-rouser buried alive in a bun with nothing but relish. So long as you let him order about your hot dogs and issue proclamations to them, he is happy as a clam and one of the sweetest Timid Monsters around.

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