16 August 2011

Back to school sales...

.... make me feel like a crazy person.
The best part of this 43-bottle-of-glue-purchase was the awkward conversation with the cashier.

Cashier: Oh, are you guys teachers?
Me: Well, he is.
Cashier: Yeah. We see a lot of teachers stocking up on school supplies. What subject do you teach? [pause.] Art? [pause.]  Science? .... [pause--clearly unable to think of another subject which would use so much glue.]
Vyts: Latin. Actually.
Cashier--rather confusedly: Oh... Latin... I was way off.
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  1. StevieAugust 16, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    well duh, not all the kids want to be in class. Little glue on the seat before hand and you fix the people who tend to get up and wander around.

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