.... make me feel like a crazy person.
Cashier: Oh, are you guys teachers?
Me: Well, he is.
Cashier: Yeah. We see a lot of teachers stocking up on school supplies. What subject do you teach? [pause.] Art? [pause.] Science? .... [pause--clearly unable to think of another subject which would use so much glue.]
Vyts: Latin. Actually.
Cashier--rather confusedly: Oh... Latin... I was way off.