
Bill the Timid Monster loves to make quesadillas, which is understandable as his hero is THE King. You know, Elvis. Bill has even considered changing his name, but is worried that it would be an affront to his Highness. Instead, Bill contents himself with washing tortillas, collecting pecans, and answering ads in the classifieds. For sale at [link]


Saul's favorite hobbies include watermelon etching, stacking rolls of toilet paper, and supergluing olives to toothpicks. He does not like animal crackers and thinks the anti-cruelty society should step in and take a stand. Saul is afraid of remote controls, pushpins, and erasers. For sale at [link]
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